clcero:

i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves

(via dalizzurd)


Perfect imagery and depiction of the marriage I hope to have. 

Perfect imagery and depiction of the marriage I hope to have. 

Perfect imagery and depiction of the marriage I hope to have. 

Perfect imagery and depiction of the marriage I hope to have. 

Perfect imagery and depiction of the marriage I hope to have. 

Perfect imagery and depiction of the marriage I hope to have. 

Perfect imagery and depiction of the marriage I hope to have. 

(via teenagegirlsandindierock)

taliabobalia:

i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay

(via jessstoneburner)

queerlyobscure:

Y’know people say shit about social media along the lines of ‘OMG no one cares what anyone had for breakfast’ and like.

I do? I care. I’m pretty sure a lot of people care. I want to hear that the people I care about are having delicious breakfasts or saw something odd at work or flirted with a cute barista. Or just any little thoughts they have that they feel are worth sharing.

I’ve always kind of assumed that’s how you’re supposed to feel about your friends.

(via tryingtofindthewords)

bestofcardsagainsthumanity:

I imagine that this excuse would be valid for 99% of my missed homework assignments. 

(via windsofdismay)

do you remember the first time you were called annoying?
how your breath stopped short in your chest
the way the light drained from your eyes, though you knew your cheeks were ablaze
the way your throat tightened as you tried to form an argument that got lost on your tongue.
your eyes never left the floor that day.
you were 13.

you’re 20 now, and i still see the light fade from your eyes when you talk about your interests for “too long,”
apologies littering every other sentence,
words trailing off a cliff you haven’t jumped from in 7 years.
i could listen to you forever, though i know speaking for more than 3 uninterrupted minutes makes you anxious.
all i want you to know is that you deserve to be heard
for 3 minutes
for 10 minutes
for 2 hours
forever.

there will be people who cannot handle your grace, your beauty, your wisdom, your heart;
mostly because they can’t handle their own.

but you will never be
and have never been
“too much.”

"this started as something completely different, but everything comes back to you, doesn’t it?" - tyler ford (via tylerthelatteboy)

(via wereallintransition)

the-queen-of-crossroads:


HIMYM Bloopers: Neil accidentally touched Cobie’s boob.

The fact that he’s gay makes it 1000 times better
the-queen-of-crossroads:


HIMYM Bloopers: Neil accidentally touched Cobie’s boob.

The fact that he’s gay makes it 1000 times better
the-queen-of-crossroads:


HIMYM Bloopers: Neil accidentally touched Cobie’s boob.

The fact that he’s gay makes it 1000 times better
the-queen-of-crossroads:


HIMYM Bloopers: Neil accidentally touched Cobie’s boob.

The fact that he’s gay makes it 1000 times better

the-queen-of-crossroads:

HIMYM Bloopers: Neil accidentally touched Cobie’s boob.

The fact that he’s gay makes it 1000 times better

(via skiesong)

cherabby:

"Man humans are lame why don’t we have like wings/horns/etc"

Humans can’t even handle having different skin colors how well do you really think that would go

(via ieathellokitty)