• Cop: Have you been drinking?
  • Me: I been drankin'
  • Cop: Surfbort
  • Me: Surfbort

mapsontheweb:

Gini Coefficiency of the United States

The Gini coefficient is a measure of wealth inequality. It ranges from 0 to 1, with a Gini coefficient of 1 meaning that one person owns all of the wealth and a coefficient of 0 meaning that all the people have the same amount of wealth. The state with the highest Gini coefficient, and therefore the most unequal, is New York, and the state with the lowest, the most equal, is Utah.

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oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via powerlesspatois)

crookednose:

minimum wage doesn’t even TOUCH a living wage, racism and sexism are alive and well, children are killed in schools on a regular basis, those who make it to college end up with hundreds of thousands in debt, our basic rights are being stripped from us daily, and adults actually believe that SELFIES are the cause for this generation’s demise

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internetmessiah:

Why is pizza a circle but the box a square and the slices triangles and my soul a bottomless pit of pain and despair?

(via windsofdismay)

damnthatswhack:

Sleep is for the weak
damnthatswhack:

Sleep is for the weak

get to know me meme: [2/5] tv shows → how i met your mother

get to know me meme: [2/5] tv shows → how i met your mother

get to know me meme: [2/5] tv shows → how i met your mother

get to know me meme: [2/5] tv shows → how i met your mother

get to know me meme: [2/5] tv shows → how i met your mother

get to know me meme: [2/5] tv shows → how i met your mother

get to know me meme: [2/5] tv shows → how i met your mother

get to know me meme: [2/5] tv shows → how i met your mother

get to know me meme: [2/5] tv shows → how i met your mother

(via carryonwaywardsoldier)

whiteboyfriend:

mostly im glad america got its independence because the british call a grilled cheese a cheese toasty and im not about that

(via carryonsecretwinchester)

ladiesagainsthumanity:

RUTH. BADER. GINSBERG. 
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ladiesagainsthumanity:

RUTH. BADER. GINSBERG. 
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ladiesagainsthumanity:

RUTH. BADER. GINSBERG. 
via @sethdmichaels
ladiesagainsthumanity:

RUTH. BADER. GINSBERG. 
via @sethdmichaels